Innoculation – by David Owen Nunes
Ever since me and I were eighteen,
I been told I got to eat more protein,
Gotta get more than mere caffeine,
And that junk that I get in the shebeen.
Why do I have to eat like I is a machine,
avoid everything except when it is green?
Me, I think that all this is obscene,
Should have invented an innoculation, a vaccine.
Then could allow me my caffeine;
It’s not as if it is amphetamine,
And it doesn’t break the automated teller machine
Know what I mean?