Public Transport – A joke?
I caught the bus this morning, and I looked at the ticket. It said, ‘Adult Single.’ I thought, I’m not single, why don’t they have something...
Humour
Do you believe in Christmas?
At this time of year, around about Christmas, With a festive pudding or maybe just a biscuit, Expecting a turkey or perhaps a plump pheasant, You...
(more than) 10 of my favourite books – or if you are American 10 of my favorite books
My favourite books (and my unfavourites) Critics are so pretentious, especially the ‘professionals’. Compiling these lists, or rating books, they feel the need to include all...
Cosmololigiggles – a strange guide to the Cosmos
If there was no such thing as night, the sun would run out twice as fast. Which would mean my Bat mitzvah would have to be...
’twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat,Not a human was stirring, they were too bloody fat.No stockings were hung by the chimney at...