An ode to Chocolates and Sweets and Things

You have to read this in a sing-song fashion to the tune of “A Song for Whoever” by The Beautiful South:

I love you from my bottom and my topside too,

I love you in the bags of food that I bring.

Cheap, never cheap, 

I bring you things you love to eat, 

Love you because, you put in me in my place

And then you stuff them in your face

Oh Wimpy, oh KFC, oh Nando’s, oh Subway,

I wrote so many songs for you,

I try to forget your name,

Burger King, Dairy Queen, Wendy and Mick,

Starbucks, Domino’s and Pizza Hut too.

I wrote this song for you. 

I love you from the bottom of my pie crust,

I love the way you never ask me why,

I love to write about your calories in my face,

And I love you till my soda pop runs dry.

Sweet, always sweet, the number one I want to eat,

So pile it on and pile it on.

Oh Wimpy, oh KFC, oh Nando’s, okay,

I love you more than words can ever say.